"ALLAHBOARD"

Does three on a match apply to long boards? Hang on, shut up and don't even think about hopping off, these thrills are for "therapeutic" ecstasy only.
        "Keep it under a hundred with the sunny side up, and no u-turns," pleads the Helmsman.
        "Let's just get this party over," asserts the Middleman.
        "Got ambulance" shrills the Cockamamy Anchorman, who boastfully makes predictions of this trains success, yet ostentatiously requests that,
        "Somebody please call and inform somebody that this goofy experiment will either end in a sudden calamity or  a "quintessential bliss"

        . . . "Aaallllllaaahhhbbboooaaarrrddd" . . .